It seems a boy named Hell is having a hell of time getting into an Australian Catholic school. But what's the fuss? It's his surname, he being of Austrian extraction, and in German 'hell' means bright. Were it is first name, however, then there might be justification in throwing him the hell out and sending him and his parents packing to Fucking, Austria. (Pronounced 'Fooking.')
Companion post: What's in a Name?
