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To promote independent thought about ultimates. Philosophy, commentary on the passing scene, and whatever else turns my crank. Since 4 May 2004. By William F. Vallicella, Ph.D., Gold Canyon, Arizona, USA. Motto: "Study everything, join nothing." (Paul Brunton) Latin Motto: Omnia mea mecum porto. Turkish motto: Yol bilen kervana katilmaz. (He who knows the road does not join the caravan.) All material copyrighted.

On Passwords

Choosing '123' or 'password' for your password is about as clever as leaving the key under the mat. No one would ever think of looking there! The Maverick Philosopher lays it down that choosing a password is something like the opposite of naming your kid. Just as 'Dweezil' and 'Crapstorm' are poor choices for your baby, so is 'Charlie' for your checking account -- especially if you or your child is named 'Charlie.' Here is a list of the ten most popular passwords.

Posted by William F. Vallicella on Monday July 10, 2006 at 10:59am
The Deuce (mail) (www):
Ah, but the real best way to protect your password is to be so unimportant and under the radar that nobody wants to steal it. At least, that's my explanation for why nobody ever figured out my email, bank, and other passwords during my college years, with such classics as 'abc123', 'asdf' and... I'd better not say. Not that I'm still using it, of course - Why, that would be crazy!
7.10.2006 1:49pm
Don Blow, Jr.:
This is a funny (though I don't know if it was meant as such) yet very true post. Another thing that is "about as clever as leaving the key under the mat" (though it is more like having the same key for everything) is having the same password for every login. Of course I'm guilty of this (except for my checking account; I'm not an idiot).
7.10.2006 1:57pm
Bill Vallicella (mail) (www):
Can either of you gentlemen explain to me the logic of changing one's passwords regularly? This is recommended by the cognoscenti. I don't get it. If I have a fiendishly obscure password, and no one has figured it out, why would I want to change it? How does changing one's passwords regularly reduce the probability of their being hit upon by a hacker?

Well, I suppose it would if some fool were dedicated to figuring out one of my passwords and worked at it constantly.
7.10.2006 3:27pm
The Deuce (mail) (www):

Can either of you gentlemen explain to me the logic of changing one's passwords regularly? This is recommended by the cognoscenti.

I suppose that if someone were trying to perform a years-long brute-force crack on you, attempting to log in with every single configuration of letters and numbers within normal password length, there could conceivably be a point, since if you left your password the same they'd be guaranteed to get it eventually, but if you changed it during their search, there'd be a chance of them missing it. But the chances of somebody dedicating that kind of time (and I haven't calculated, but it would take a long time indeed) are pretty much nonexistent, and they'd get caught anyway.

At my work, we've got this online timesheet thing, which forces us to change our password every few weeks, and won't let us re-use any of the last three. So far, the only effect has been that I forget my stinking password all the time, sometimes resulting in me getting locked out. Of course, I can just write it down and leave it on my desk to get around this annoyance, but that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
7.10.2006 3:55pm
Don Blow, Jr.:
Paranoia
7.10.2006 3:56pm
Bill Vallicella (mail) (www):
Thanks, Deuce and Don, for confirming what I suspected.
7.10.2006 4:41pm
Matthew:
When I worked in IT getting people to select good passwords was a real task. I eventually wrote a program that let people generate strong but pronouncable passwords to make everyones life easier. You can find many of these online, but I like this mnemonic generator.
7.11.2006 8:46am
Bill Vallicella (mail) (www):
That's a nifty utility, Matthew. Here's an example:

qibzbc5 Quentin immerses before zealous Betty civilises fives.

What is needed is a philosophical mnemonic generator. Example:

AvftrS&Z Adorno's vitriol fails to refute Sein und Zeit

Get to it, programmers!
7.11.2006 11:07am
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